Hi. Cousin Augustus just went home. He came for a visit but end up playing and eating at my house. His parents went out to eat then came back for him. Told his parents a few jokes. Want to hear? Okay. I will tell you.

Q1)Why penguins in front is white and behind is black?
A1)Because its hands are too short. Can wash in front and cannot wash behind.

Q2)A bird fly from Jurong to SengKang takes 2 hours in the day and only 1 hour at night. Why?(It travelled the same distance.)
A2)Because it uses 1 hand to fly and the other hand to cover its head in the day. That's why it flys slower. At noght no more Sun. So it can use 2 hands to fly. So its faster.

Q3)Millipede, centipede and caterpillar are very hungry. So millipede and centipede asked caterpillar to buy food from the outside. So caterpillar agreed and set off. But millipede and centipede waited for a very long time and caterpillar is not back. Why?
A3)Because when millipede and centipede open the door, catepillar is still wearing its shoes.

Q4)What kind of duck walks?
A4)All kind of duck walks. (A lot of people say is Donald Duck.)

Q5)How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
A5)Step 1 is Open the door
Step 2 is Put the elephant inside
Step 3 is Close the door.

That should be all. Bye:)