Hi. Cousin Augustus just went home. He came for a visit but end up playing and eating at my house. His parents went out to eat then came back for him. Told his parents a few jokes. Want to hear? Okay. I will tell you.

Q1)Why penguins in front is white and behind is black?
A1)Because its hands are too short. Can wash in front and cannot wash behind.

Q2)A bird fly from Jurong to SengKang takes 2 hours in the day and only 1 hour at night. Why?(It travelled the same distance.)
A2)Because it uses 1 hand to fly and the other hand to cover its head in the day. That's why it flys slower. At noght no more Sun. So it can use 2 hands to fly. So its faster.

Q3)Millipede, centipede and caterpillar are very hungry. So millipede and centipede asked caterpillar to buy food from the outside. So caterpillar agreed and set off. But millipede and centipede waited for a very long time and caterpillar is not back. Why?
A3)Because when millipede and centipede open the door, catepillar is still wearing its shoes.

Q4)What kind of duck walks?
A4)All kind of duck walks. (A lot of people say is Donald Duck.)

Q5)How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
A5)Step 1 is Open the door
Step 2 is Put the elephant inside
Step 3 is Close the door.

That should be all. Bye:)

Hello. So sorry never post for the past few days. My blog going dead. I also. Sometimes playing comp but lazy to post. Sometimes must do homeworks so cant post. Today not lazy. Dont know why. Stop all those crap! Okay. Talk about today. Mr Ho last day in school, Mrs Lim last day with 6F. Her class was damn boring. Then Biscuit(Peng Han) was blocking my view(too tall). Then he purposely stand up. Make me cannot see. I want to change place!!! I dont want to sit with Sonia!!! Aiya. No use. Mrs Lai also never come:( Must wait lor. Today waited for bro until 4.30pm alone. So boring. Walk here and there and later at around 4.28pm, saw Jun Jie coming out. He told he Bryan was inside and said okay and thank you. Then went to tuition with my school uniform. Very tired leh. Tmw tuition from 2pm to 5 pm. Again. Sianz. I hate Satuday's tuition. Another 2 months only. More homeworks. Finshed doing Maths PSLE book until pg 65 already. The rest havent touch yet. Tmw then do. So boring. My eye lid very heavy but hor, I dont feel like sleeping leh. Very long never go on9 already. Wow. Quite a long post already. Shouldnt write more. Bye bye:)

Hi. Very long never post. Sorry:) Can't use computer and lazy. Nothing much today. Got a lot of HW. Just logged off from FACEBOOK. Tmw going to my Grandparents' house eat lunch. Very long never eat with them. I miss them. Anything more to post? I think nothing le. Tired. Want to go off9 already. Bye and Gd nite:) Will tryt to post ASAP...

Hi. Today e-learning day. My bro went to see Chinese Doctor ystd. $285++. So expensive. But he very poor thing. A lot of bitter medicine for him to drink. He cried for the whole night ystd(Just because of the medicine). Slept at 12++. So boring. Nothing much to post already. Bye bye...

Hi. Very long never post. A quiz below :P

Do you think there's anyone who's in love with you?
- IDK.

What are you thinking right now?
- Nothing?

When you're unhappy , will you show it to your friends?
- Audrey. But not so often.

Did you just told someone ILY? Who?
- ???

Did anyone just told you that they're always there for you?
- My family :)

You had a bestfriend from the opposite sex?
- Nope.

Pass this quiz to 15 people: (all randomly choose.)

1. Ying Hsia
2. LiNah
3. Eri
4. Natalie
5. Jia Kai
6. Nigel
7. Joelle

8. Nicol
9. Sabrina
10. Ching Wee
11. Cheuk San
12. Audrey
13. Elizabeth
14. Victoria
15. Lydia
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Who's number two?
- LiNah.

Who's the closest to you in your list? How do you know that person?
- Audrey. School.

Who's number one?
- Ying Hsia.

Who's the oldest in your list?
- Audrey.

Who do you like the person's characters best?
- IDK.

Who's number ten dating now?
- idk.

Who is the last person that you said ILY to?
- No one.

Who's number six dating with?
- IDK.

Do twelve know fifteen?
- Nope.

Do one know eleven?
- Should be.

Do five know seven?
- Yeah.

If number four snatches away your boyfriend/girlfriend, what will you do?
- IDK.

Among number one to four(exclude number four), who are you closest to?
- Ying Hsia.

Among all, who's the prettiest?
- Ying Hsia?

Among one to seven (exclude number seven), who's the one you know earliest?
- Ying Hsia.

This is the last , ask those people to do the quiz?
- Anyone lah.